From The Book of Armaments 2:9-21
Brother: "And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Maynard: "Amen."
All: "Amen."
King Arthur: "Right! One. . . two. . . five!"
KEEP CALM. You will always have the Holy Hand Grenade directions handy with this shirt!
This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton means you'll want to wear it over and over again.
.: Retail fit
.: 100% Soft cotton (Heather colors 52% Cotton, 48% Polyester)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
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